The End...and then some

Hello people!
I come bearing news!
Me and Bader broke up!
Yes. After seven long agonizing months i finally realized that i deserved better.. so i decided to end things.
Usually i like to end my relationships on good terms.. be civil and polite..maybe even be friends afterwards! I was hoping this would be the case with bader.. bas no :) because boys are scum...that simple.
Im not gonna go into gory details about our relationship and all the problems we had and how i was mistreated and unappreciated..instead ill fast forward to the interesting break up and post-break up events.

Break up day:
I called him around 5 and told him that i don't think we should be together anymore..he responded by saying "Can i call you back in 3 hours?"
*three hours later*
phone rings. Its Bader. I pick up and heres how the convo went:
Me: alu
Him: ahlain...ee..kamlay?
Me: uh...i said what i had to say ..ur turn
Him: no plz repeat wat u sed
Me: :S ok..i dnt think we should be together anymore.. its obviously not working out..were just not compatible ..and i think its for the best.
Him: okay..so were does this leave us?
Me: as friends i hope? we should atleast end this on good terms
Him: okay sounds good... so this is our last convo as a couple?
Me: ya i guess so
Him: inzain yalla bye
Me: byee

*ring ring*
Me: alu?
Him: hey friend...
Me: lool heyyy:P

ilmohim we talk randomly for a couple of minutes.. so im thankful because it seems that things are gonna be good between us.

The week between the break up and summercourse:
Honest to god, for a whole week my phone received more calls from bader than it did in the past 7 months!
He kept calling me asking to meet up because he wanted to "talk". I told him i cant go out bas we can talk on the phone bas he insisted it had to be face to face. He knew my parents were travelling so he kept asking me to sneak out to meet him back at my empty appartment (seeing as how i was staying at my grandmas) for five hours or so! (seriously? why 5 hours???WHYY??)
Ilmohim he really pissed me off and irritated me so i told him to leave me alone and that we'll talk in 9aifi because im not risking sneaking out. After a while he got the message so he fucked off.

Second day of 9aify:
Me and bader decide to meet up in jam3a to "talk". I met up with him after my first class. Heres how it went:

Him: salaam...
Me: wa 3alaikum il salam..
Him: plz sit down...im gonna talk to you now.. and i dont want you to interrupt me till im done okay?
Me: uh. ok..
Him: Im shocked. Im shocked im shocked im shocked im shocked. Im shocked at the way you ended things. I didnt expect this from you...bas im glad this happened because now i see the real you...and im glad were over. If you ever mention anything abt me to anyone you'll regret it...a girls reputation is very important to her so you should be worried because i could easily ruin yours. Don't ever talk to me again.. im deleting you from msn and facebook. Out of respect for the 7 months we had together i will look in your face and say hi..bas other than that nothing will happen between us.

and he got up and left.

A week later:
(and btw after that lovely lecture/speech i got.. i was polite with him and said hi and bye cuz mabi afashla infront of people)
I txt him asking him if he cud plz give me back my iTrip (the thing that lets u use ur ipod in the car) because i left it in his car nd never took it back.
He said ya sure and that he would get it for me the next day.
The next day i see him sitting with a couple of my friends so i go over to them and say hi nd how r u nd watnot. So i ask him if he got my iTrip
Him: Ya its outside
Me: outside were:S?
Him: outside on the chairs in a box
Me: wat? why:S?
Him: well i was leaving and i didnt think i was gonna see you so i put it outside
Me: why didnt you just leave it here with sumone?:S
Him: madre.. i was leaving bas i didnt.. ilmohim i have to go now bye

*5 mins later*
I walk out with a friend of mine to go get my iTrip and i see a huge box nexto the chairs. I walk a little closer and see huge speakers sticking out of the box.
As soon as i saw them i went ballistic! HOW COULD HE??
Basically what he did was compile every single thing i gave him in the 7 months we were together, put them in a box, brought it to jam3a and just left it outside in jam3a wide open for everyone to see :)
the items in the box were:
130 kd surround system
pants
shirts
boxers
iTrip
calculator

i didnt even look through it i told a friend of mine to pick it up and take it to his place. bas i know that some things were missing ... he managed to conveniently forget to put in the Dior perfume set i got him and the multiple dihin 3oods :)

very nice right?